Sundays in our house begin not with peace, but with Lenny bringing his favorite toy onto the bed and Gilbert pawing me in the face. I open my eyes and immediately regret being conscious. The boys, however, are thrilled. They believe every day is about them (they’re not wrong).
☕ Tea/Iced-Coffee, or Whatever You Call Survival Juice
The first cup of tea is less “morning ritual” and more “medical intervention.” I shuffle to the kitchen like a ghost haunting her own home. I stare out the window dramatically, as if pondering the meaning of life, but really I’m just waiting for the caffeine to hit before I attempt anything requiring hand‑eye coordination.
Sometimes I read a book. Sometimes I scroll my phone. Sometimes I just stand there like a Sims character whose action queue is empty.
🧺 The Illusion of Productivity
Sunday cleaning is not real cleaning. It’s performance art.
- I fluff pillows so it looks like we don’t sit on them aggressively all week.
- I fold blankets that Gilbert has turned into abstract sculptures.
- I light a candle that claims to smell like “Enchanted Woodland Retreat” but mostly smells like books and ambition.
- I put things in little piles that my husband leaves laying around. Smaller piles makes it seem more doable.
- Also, all the laundry in the worrld gets chaotically washed – maybe folded… likely not.
This is the kind of tidying that says, “I tried,” and honestly, that’s enough.
✏️ Creative Hour (Where Chaos Meets Crayons)
This is the part of the day where I convince myself I’m a whimsical creative woodland creature. I open my notebook, stare at a blank page, and wait for inspiration to strike. Sometimes it does. Sometimes I end up reading someone else’s writing – helps clear the writer’s block.
Either way, I clap for myself like a toddler who drew a circle. Growth is growth.
🐾 The Mandatory Poodle Play
Eventually, Lenny and Gilbert stage a coup. They stand in front of me with the intensity of two creatures who believe I have forgotten their existence entirely. Play time must happen now, or the world will end.
Headgehogs, balls, cterpillars, bones, and vaarios other toys line the halls and crowd the floor.
🍲 The Evening Wind‑Down (Featuring Snacks and Denial)
As the sun sets, the house shifts into cozy mode. Lights dim. Music softens. I pretend I’m the kind of person who meal‑preps, but really I’m just stirring something and hoping it tastes good.
James and I settle in with Len & Gib, who snore like tiny lumberjacks. We watch a show, chat, or simply exist in the same room like two people who have accepted that Sunday is for rest, snacks, and ignoring the looming threat of Monday.
🌙 The Real Reason I Love Sundays
It’s the one day where the bar is on the floor and I still feel accomplished. I drank tea. I walked/played with the dogs. I lit a candle. I survived. That’s enough.